| You Know You're From Toronto When... |
A
really great parking spot can move you to tears
.You can recommend about
3 good body piercing parlours.
You make well over $100,000 and you still
can't find a nice place to live
You realize there are far more rainbow
flags in the city than Canadian Flags.
When the temperature rises above
zero degrees, you yell "Woohooo! Patio weather!"
You enjoy watching
channel 47 multicultural TV
You're guaranteed to know at least one
person on every episode of Speaker's Corner.
You haven't been to the CN
Tower since you were six, but still have nightmares about that damn
turbo elevator.
You've had at least 3 bicycles stolen in the past 10
years.
You've partied with at least one of the members of The Kids in
the Hall
You've fantasized about having sex in Casa Loma
At least 3 of
your friends have moved to Vancouver
You turn your nose up at any
establishment frequented by the S&M crowd. (Scarborough and
Mississauga)
You never, never, never swim in the lake
You know "The
Beaches" are really called "The Beach", but still say "The Beaches"
just to annoy all the nitwits who live there
You ever had a birthday
party at the Organ Grinder or The Mad Hatter or The Limelight
You can say "world's
tallest freestanding structure" ten times fast
You know the correct
answer to "Where do shopping carts go to die?" is "The Don River"
You
speak better Chinese than French
The word "cabbagetown" doesn't strike
you as particularily amusing
Castle Frank subway station remains one of
the great mysteries of the universe for you.
You know what the bathrooms
in the First Canadian Place are REALLY for
You don't know where Fort
York is, but have a vague recollection of being there in a past life
You
know the Demic's song "I Wanna Go To New York City" was intended as
sarcasm, not a weekend getaway suggestion
You know where to find Dim
Sum, Sushi, Curry, Pad Thai and a dildo at 3 am on a weeknight
For the
last time, it's pronounced 'TRONNA'!
You consider eye contact a sign of
hostility and an invasion of your privacy.
It takes you half an hour to
get to work by TTC and you are the envy of all your friends.
You mourned
the death of the Spadina Bus.
You know someone who went to high school
with at least one member of The Barenaked Ladies or RUSH
You laugh heartily at people who refer to highway four hundred and one.
You've taken the vomit comit.
You can manuver your bike across Queen st. without getting caught in the streetcar tracks.
You know the difference between souvlaki, moussaka and spanakoptia.
You can name at least three locations of The Beer Store that are open till 11 PM.
You have NEVER been to the Hard Rock Cafe
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Toronto. |
these are some more that are very similar but i fit in em :
Spanish Latina Ecuadorian
Chatboard (0)